Regarding the Elvi

Since this has been such a hot topic in the comments and in our inbox, let’s talk about the Elvi a little.

Okay.  The Elvi got their name because a bunch of them had pictures of Elvis in their signatures for awhile.  Absolutely harmless.  Except that they were doing it to make fun of the Hoffies.  For those of you not in the know on that one, the Hoffies had pictures of David Hasselhoff in their signatures for awhile and had a big board war with the Ranters.  So when you put something so memorable in your signatures to make fun of another group, well, you are entering into the drama.  Welcome to the blog!

The Elvi are really just a few members of a spinoff board called More Than Mommy Talk.  No biggie.  We think everyone needs a spin off group to really belong. FeatherButt is an Elvi, she’s been pretty open about that.  She also claims that they do not and have never had any part in board drama.  Which is completely untrue.  FeatherButt make have kept her nose clean.   But not every Elvi was so careful.

See, Anna is an Elvi.  A long long time ago Anna got into a big fight with the ubiquitous Zen (where to even start with Zen?) and made a fake myspace page with photoshopped images that she stole from Zen’s myspace page.  The whole thing got nasty, was all over BabyCenter, and Anna got banned. Since then, Anna has been back under various other screen names.  GilGrissom’sLoveSlave is the most well known, but there have been rumored to be others (I’m The Map, Sir Lance s Boil, but we question that one!).   She attracted a lot of negative attention because of her dry sense of humor and the fact that she’s done things people thing are strange.  Like dive in dumpsters or lance her own boils.  A different time, a different poster, and we don’t think anything would have been said.  Heck, at least half of the new coupon thread is diving in dumpsters for coupons every week, and who hasn’t practiced some minor DIY medicine?  But is was Anna, and it got attention.

 But really, Anna has been quiet lately.  We’re pretty sure that she and Zen have even forgiven each other. Since she’s banned though, her new names get deleted pretty fast when they are discovered.  

Come on BabyCenter, let Anna come back!  Then she can take up for her own self and FeatherButt won’t have to do it for her!   

54 Comments

  1. speaking of zen where is she? has she resurfaced anywhere?

  2. It’s official, MamaDrama is run by the Hoffies. Apparently the Hoffies had a fight and some of them left and now they are fighting amongst themselves and trying to drag people they don’t know into the mud with them.

    Gawd you are such puppets, playing into every rumor, inuendo and lie you are being fed. They are loving this you know.

    This is serioulsly the best you can do?? Fake Hoff fans fighting amongst themselves and creating a drama around GENUINE Elvis fans who share recipes and cleaning tips on a small private board to get AWAY from the drama? Are you insane?

    What’s STUPID is you admit you were not even around for the Ramon drama, so you definately weren’t around for the Anna / Zen thing… and who even cares anymore?? Photoshopping Zens pics was hilarious and well deserved…and YEARS AGO. You stated yourself that Anna and Zen have forgiven each other.

    Move on already!

  3. Please don’t confuse information with dislike. Like we said, we love spin off groups. Everyone needs one. But people have been asking, so we told them what we know. No one has really asked about the Hoffs, or the Ranters, or even the new Drama Mamas spin off. So we haven’t gone there yet!

    Trust me, if we had been around for the pics, we probably would have laughed as well. You’ve got to admit that some good drama!

    Suspicions of Zen abound.

    Way before the latest Stir Crazy Mom drama, the Ranters were commenting on how much that avatar looks like a photoshopped Zen. We really don’t think so, but if you squint your eyes and turn your head to the side, you might see it.

    Comments on that post speculate that SCM is Zen. We don’t think that’s true either, but who knows?

    Other comments on the Ranters blog speculate that SCM is really Anna, making fun of Zen. We don’t think that’s true either.

    But Stir Crazy Mom is worth of a post of her own. We’re working on it.

  4. “Way before the latest Stir Crazy Mom drama, the Ranters were commenting on how much that avatar looks like a photoshopped Zen. ”

    I repeat…stop being such a damn puppet. You are too new to have experienced the TRUTH of any of this.

    Move on.

  5. Amy? Amy hon, it’s okay. It really is! No one is trying to make you or any of the girls from More Then Mommy Talk into bad girls. They just wanted to know who you mysterious girls are!

    And if you’d like to make us into a bad girl, then you need to decide if we’re a puppet for the Hoffies or the Ranters. From what we hear, those two don’t get along at all. We can’t exactly be a puppet for both of them, now can we?

  6. Actually, I don’t recall us saying that SCM looked like a photoshop of Zen (we did think it was a photoshopped pic, at first). Then one we thought was Zen (and we were right) was the poster “This one time, at band camp…” We posted about it here: http://rantingtoo.blogspot.com/2007/11/someone-out-there-hates-zen.html

    Since then it has been confirmed by the creator that it was indeed a photoshopped picture of Zen, but the creator was not the person posting it (i.e. “band camp”). We won’t say who the creator was, just that she’s infamous (wink wink) and whoever posted it must have been an Elvi/MTMTer.

  7. Oh, and Anna and Zen are lovey dovey now. They’re “friends” on myspace. According to Anna though, they really aren’t that close and don’t keep in touch.

  8. Lol, lol, Omgosh! I have only been reading for a couple of days now, and I am already hooked! Thanks! The way that you write about hoffies & the elvi’s is hilarious! I needed some laughter today so thank you!

  9. Whooops! Our fault. We didn’t follow the link and thought that post WAS referring to SCM. Maybe we should look a little closer next time!!

    Well, we can’t agree with you, because we’d be a puppet. We can’t disagree, because then we’d be, what? A Hoffie?

    But is that one of the infamous photoshopped picture that was on the fake myspace page?

    We’re still not sure that mean an MTMT is that troll. ANYONE can right click a picture.

    Paranters, since you all seem to be in the know, who DO you think SCM is?

  10. According to the creator, that pic was not posted on BBC (by her) or on the fake myspace page. It was only posted on MTMT.

    Don’t know who SCM is. Sheesh, we can’t know everything! ;-)

    Does anyone know for sure that she really is Andrea? She could be someone who knows Andrea is from Toledo (and I think many know that, since her website was once posted), and used a pic from there to throw the blame on her. But it definitely could be Andrea. The Elvi were suspected because of the elvis quote in her siggy, but that could be coincidental, since it is a quote from the soap opera star. We just don’t know.

  11. I think Kathi is Susan Banks, not SCM. I think SCM is the original Andrea. That scenario makes more sense to me.

  12. who is anna and kathi??? I need all the puzzle pieces.

  13. I have read this entry and the comments 3 times, been around for most of it and I STILL have no idea what is going on. DAMN. It’s all just so complicated. Why do I care?

  14. I think you are playing dumb and know all this already, but I’ll play. Kathi is Pandas Mom on babycenter. She is also on the Hoff board. Anna has had too many names to list them all.

  15. Seweously- I thought this blog was going to be cool but if you’re going to do is talk about Whorehouse Monkey I’m outta here. See U when I see U.

  16. If I remember correctly the Susan character on Days of our Lives had a little baby named Elvis. Or it was a fake baby but the name was Elvis. That was 10 years ago when I was a Days fan.

  17. So is Zen back in good with the Ranters now? Last we heard no one wanted anything to do with her.

  18. OMG!!! u people are rediculous! i’m featherbutts daughter…yes people real daughter…..she told me about u people slandering her today and it’s messed up! she’s never done a thing wrong…….she’s a nice person and though i may be biased she doesn’t deserve u guys talking crap about her! yeah her and her friends put elvis blinkies in their siggys but come one people! she wasn’t doing it to make fun of anyone………………………..they did it because…surprise surprise! THEY LIKE ELVIS!!! like seriously! NO they are not crazed elvis fans and no they did not do it as some underhanded way to mock the hoffies THEY DID IT BECAUSE THEY LIKE ELVIS SO BACK OFF!!! the vast majority of NORMAL people in the civilized world understand that the whole purpose of a blinky is to support something you like……..no hidden agendas people…they just like elvis! and if you still think it’s some sort of conspiracy theory against the hoffies then u should really check into a psych ward cause that’s a common symptom of schizophrenia…………………so there…that’s my little say in the matter…..she’s a good person and a great mom and all she’s doing by going on these sites is trying to make friends and talk to people because i have a 4 year old sister and a 6 year old brother and she doesn’t really get out much except to take them to their social activities…..you people are being ruthlessly mean to an awesome woman………try chatting with her….she’s nice……..instead of making up vendetas u think she has……………………

    and another thing…to the person that’s trying to look up her home address and posting her febel attempts at finding it online……that’s called internet stalking and is ILLEGAL!!! if she so chooses all she has to do is call the FBI and report you guys for that because trying to post her home address for nefarious purposes is very highly frowned upon………………………and if anyone succeeds i truely pity them because anyone who goes to her house on that info will no sooner ring the doorbell before they have my fist in their face are we clear? NO ONE MESSES WITH MY MAMA!

  19. damn featherbutt, your daughter rocks. can i borrow her for a few weeks? sing it sister. you sound level headed and loyal. you are more mature than most of the women on this blog :)

  20. LMAO I can not believe you posted here…I LOVE YOU! Thanks.

    You heard the girl… NO ONE MESSES WITH HER MAMA! :P

    Yours truly,

    Amy K. – who obviously lives in North Carolina. ;)

  21. Call the FBI, that is funny!

  22. I think Featherbutt’s kid needs to go back to the fourth grade.

  23. Nothing like taking advice from a teenage mom

  24. “So is Zen back in good with the Ranters now?”
    Absolutely not! We’re too smart for that, now!

  25. “I think Featherbutt’s kid needs to go back to the fourth grade.

    Comment by Doncha wish on January 29, 2008 10:51 am
    Nothing like taking advice from a teenage mom”

    Are you f-ing kidding me? You have NO lives and have to MAKE UP drama and vendettas…and then you resort to bashing my kid when you are proven to be IDIOTS?

    Grow up and move on.

  26. No bashing other peoples’ children even if you don’t agree with the person. That’s just childish and in very bad taste! I don’t always agree with Featherbutt, our views on things are different, but I would never bash her child!

  27. Princess Sucksadick…

    With that logic, you could never bash anyone. Everyone is SOMEONE’S child. I can’t help it the bitch can’t spell or capitalize words.

  28. Wow, reall KLASS there Orange…

  29. i think the lil featherbutt ripped someone a new asshole on here and they are just angry (imagine that). seems to me that mom and daughter have a pretty special bond and her daughter is willing to come on here without hiding her identity to give you a piece of her mind. what she wrote came from the heart and you can’t fault her for that.

  30. As I recall, the daughter isn’t exactly a child, but a young adult.

    But keep going! This is hilarious.

  31. I do believe LilFB is over 18. And, as somone else mentioned, she’s had a child of her own. I think you’re plenty old enough to come here and put on your big girl panties and take what’s handed to you…..especially when you have diarrhea of the mouth and sound like a raving lunatic.

    Perhaps, LilFB, you should have spent more time in English class instead of doing the horizontal mambo.

  32. some of you ladies are just mean. she’s 18, not 30. pick on someone else ladies.

  33. “i think the lil featherbutt ripped someone a new asshole on here and they are just angry”

    I personally think it’s a certain someone that got reamed out by big Featherbutt on the bargain board the other day…

    Who could that be?

    What’s that sound I hear?

    Is that a waaaaaambulance?

    Nope, but close… perhaps it’s the police…

  34. “I personally think it’s a certain someone that got reamed out by big Featherbutt on the bargain board the other day…”

    No! It must be a coincidence! LOL And it is also HAS GOT TO BE a coincidence that this nice Christian girl just HAPPENS to be using the MamaDrama avatar on her personal blog.

    http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7487/jandcandme48c9a045ez8.png

    http://jandcandme.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/first-rant-of-the-year/#comments

    And it surely MUST be a coincidence that this mentally questionable person just happened to go off her medication against her dh’s wishes.

    Seek help. Please. You are embarrassing yourself.

  35. or the FBI

  36. who involves their daughter/family in an online arguement?
    featherbutt needs to take her own advice. Seek help. Please. You are embarrassing yourself. better yet, don’t. it’s fun to watch you look dumb.

  37. Amy – Your comment was lost in spam. Anything with 2 or more links goes there, and we don’t check it often. Just post a separate comment for each link in the future and everything will go through right away.

  38. wow.,…Bashing me for being a teen mom ey? Seriously! When the teen mom is more mature than you guys then what does that say about you huh? Yeah i may be a teen mom but i’m also just about the only one that i know of that’s actually a stay at home mom and devotes all of her time and energy to her kid instead of letting her get babysat by the tv or raised by daycare or babysitters………So the ‘teen mom’ comment is actually a psudo compliment when you think about it because of the fact i’ve risen above that and am a better mom than many many much older people! So thank you! Furthermore…About that whole “featherbutt needs to fight her own battles” business…….I was NEVER asked to stick up for her…i was actually quite emphatically told to stay out of it by my mom…….But she’s my mom and i’m going to stick up for her none-the-less! that’s what loving families do for eachother…they defend one another when someone is getting insulted……..i feel sorry for all of you who don’t understand that because it just goes to show what kind of families you all come from…..

  39. “i was actually quite emphatically told to stay out of it by my mom…….”

    Uh, yeah, after reading your post I can see why she wouldn’t want you posting on her behalf. Geez louise! LMAO.

  40. wow elvishasleftthebuilding……..very very mature! i am about to turn 20…and NO ONE uses proper english in chatrooms……….and seriously! ‘horizontal mambo’? leave the 80s’ woman! they’re over so move on! and i am not a ‘raving lunatic’…..i was correcting crazy people…..that is not called raving that is called telling you to back off my mother……………………….maybe it’s just difficult for someone like YOU to understand someones’ kid loving them enough to stick up for them……………..i seriously doubt any child you give birth to would ever have a bond like that with someone like you….and lol…’take what’s handed to you’ wow………..what an incredibly stupid idea……..i am not ‘taking anything that’s handed to me’……i think you are stupid and i’m defending my mother! period! end of story! and you are most definately no english proffessor yourself so lets not be a hypocrite!

  41. So what’s the kid doing while your unwed teenage mom self is on the net picking fights on behalf of her mom?

  42. i’m not picking any fights…..i’m telling the wh**** the back off my mom…big difference woman…big difference!

  43. yeah, if I was a teenage mom, lived off my mom, and more than likely the gov’t, then I could be a SAHM too!

  44. if you and your mom were as smart as you both seem to think you are, you both would realize that there are more people who CAN’T STAND your mother than actually like her. big difference child, big difference! if you want to play with the grown ups… act and talk like one. i’m embarrassed for you and your mom.

  45. haha!!! lived off my mom…i haven’t lived with her for awhile……………..and i do not live off the gov’t…………..and it’s absolutely none of your business as to why i can be a sahm and a teenager at the same time……………………….how very profiler of you though…what’s next lady…….’every muslim wears a turban, it’s just what they do’? seriously….just because the loser teen moms u’ve known have sat on their butts all day and lived off welfare doesn’t mean all of them do that…..i don’t and neither do many other teen moms i know…….and it’s sad u have to take u’re jealously out on others………that ur broke and therefore can’t be a sahm……………..and i would say it’s depressing that your kids have to be raised by everyone but you…….but based upon the charactor you’ve shown in your comment i think they’re much better off how it is

  46. Do you happen to visit http://www.icanhascheezburger.com often, LilFB? That could explain a lot about you & your intelligence in regards to acceptable spelling and grammar.

    So, let me get this straight – you’re a SAHM, with no husband, and claim to not be a welfare ho. Is prostitution still legal in your area? Because, either mommy dearest is supporting your ass, or I’M supporting your ass with my tax dollars, or you’re whoring it up all over town for some cheddar….

  47. Amen ElvisHas!

  48. lilfeatherbutt: you are only digging yourself deeper. you should stop while you are ahead.

    ftr, i am so not jealous of you. i am a sahm with a wonderful husband. why the hell would someone be jealous of some teen ho? you’re momma really should have taught you better manners.

  49. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

  50. OMG, people, sometimes you can take things above and beyond. Don’t insult someones intellect when you are clearly lacking your own.

    Calling someone a teen ho and a welfare whore is just sick and ignorant. No matter what you think of someone, until you know what goes on in their lives, don’t assume. You all know what they say about that.

    You can get further will logical “insults” than just throwing around words.

  51. Fetherbutt’s dd is such a big girl, standing up for her mommy. That’s so sickingly sweet. Blah! Try again.

    Oh, sweetie, please remember that if you’re going to use periods: one period is to end a sentence & three are like you stopped talking in the middle of a sentence.
    Nice personal attacks on everyone here that don’t like your opinion. It’s hard to have an “adult” conversation when UR arguing lik this on th net. ;)
    K? bye!
    BTW, chill out “Princess I wanna be peachy b/c it’s so cute”. It’s OK sweetie. Promise.

  52. LoL, you know nothing about what my name means. Obviously.

  53. Wow, LilFB. Just…wow. If you’ve been paying attention to BBC in order to back up your mom, you would have noticed that ADULTS chat in proper English. Only teenagers chat in txt speech, but smart teenagers chat in proper English. My 18 yo BIL that didn’t finish high school can at least chat in proper English. I guess being a teenage mom meant you didn’t care enough to pay any attention in school, in addition to not finishing. I at least hope your kid learns from your mistakes and doesn’t become a parent while in high school. But statistics are against that, so I guess I’ll keep an eye out for you, the 36 yo grandma at WalMart with half a dozen welfare-livin grandbabies in your cart.

  54. HA HA HA HA HA…..


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